Cleveland Indians
vs. New York Yankees
Priceless!

The text says:

Clutch double-play hitting shortstop: 21.6 million dollars

Steroid-laden part-time first baseman: 23.5 million dollars

Prima-donnna ball-slapping third baseman: 27.7 million dollars

The rest of the roster, including assorted AAA pitchers: 122.5 million dollars

Getting knocked out of the ADLS by a team with a third of your payroll: priceless

There really are some things that money can't buy, George.

Go Tribe!